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paulm

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a joke
« on: June 16, 2016, 05:33:06 am »
Hello Everyone. I hope that this joke can give some a few laughs. I especially liked #4 and I've been guilty of #9 more than a few times LOL. Take Care. paul m

 THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER

1.Thou shalt not blame everything on chemical imbalance.
2.Thou shalt avoid high places and sharp objects when on either extreme of the
mood spectrum.
3.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s shiny trinkets.
4.Thou shalt not trust any shrink who writes thee up a prescription after the first 15 minutes.
5.Thou shalt not beat up anyone while on a manic fit, no matter how much ye really want to,
or how much they deserve it.
6.Thou shalt indulge in immaturity whenever the urge strikes thee.
7.Thou shalt not break stuff that does not belong to thee.
8.Thou shalt go to bed only when ye feel tired.
9.Thou shalt allow others to occasionally get a word in edgewise.
10.Thou shalt not send people crazy e-mails at odd hours of the night

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Re: a joke
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2016, 06:43:04 am »
 :D Hilarious Paul, thank you!

Number 10 applies to me, and especially on days I call "bad OCD days" because my emails can be pages due to my inability to shut my mind off. I re-read some of them later (a checking compulsion) and think to myself no wonder no one answers me, they probably by now think "oh no, another book".  :D

The ability to laugh at ourselves is so important and your joke helped me do that.

Thanks again!